We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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