Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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