i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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