Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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