I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I pour the whiskey from now on
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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