But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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