he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
We need to get me chipped asap
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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