he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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