someone owes me an orgasm
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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