I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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