How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Randomize
