soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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