I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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