so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
How naked do you want me to be?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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