i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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