I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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