After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
