It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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