angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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