Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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