If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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