i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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