it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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