we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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