We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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