John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
