Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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