we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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