Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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