what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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