BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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