I just saw a hot homeless man
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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