That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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