Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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