Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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