After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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