When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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