Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I am one with the molecules
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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