Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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