He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
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