That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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