dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
