NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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