But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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