I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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