i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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