maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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