dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
this will be a night to untag.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
God gave him joint rollers for hands
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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