the condom got lost in my hair
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
