Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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