stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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