okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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