just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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