just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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