He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
he's gonorrhea incarnate
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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