i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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